There's the right way and there's the Republican Way. Now, I am not saying I dislike Republicans, I mean, basically my entire family is republican. I sure as hell am not saying I am a Democrat either. To be honest, it is all donkey and elephant shit to me.
If I had a few million, I would run for government too. I would hire a really smart person to write up some policies that I don't even know anything about myself and tell the country what they want to hear. When someone asks me a question about foreign policy, I will just change the subject with something like-good question, but, abortion should be legal! How hard is that? For all you tree loving hippies, I will LEGALIZE IT! For all you feminine men that like wearing pink and rainbows, I will allow you to get married! For all you old bastards with lots of money, I will continue taking money from the poor! For all you poor people, I will steal money from the rich so you can continue to be on welfare and NOT have or even look for a job! Sounds about right, right? I would end my speech a little bit like this....AND FOR ONCE, I will be honest. I am not 100 percent sure that any of these bills will pass and they probably won't. However, I have NEVER been a witch, I will NEVER sleep with my assistant unless he is drop dead gorgeous AND I vow to never allow my teenagers to act like teenagers! If you vote for me, there will be change!!
One last thought... There are a few ways we should change the word "POLITICS"
PoliTRICKS- because there's always an alterior motive
PoliDICKS- because if you are a woman in politics you must be a bitch or a genius because women do not have the mental capacity of men ( sense my sarcasm)
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