I know what is going through your head right now. What man could be ALWAYS adored? Nearly impossible, right? However, I assure you, that after I speak so highly of these men or perhaps just mention their names, you will agree.
Top 6 most adored men (by me):
1.Benjamin (money)- Its all about the benjamins baby. If you dont have benjamin, then you dont have a lot of things. Benjamin buys you nice things and keeps you looking good. He is your sugar daddy. He is the root to all evil!
2. Andre (Champagne)- He is very bubbly and refreshing. Can be enjoyed in the morning, afternoon, or evening. He is very cheap, but sophisticated. Caution: May cause dizziness, impair judgment and/or increase your chances of dropping it like its hot.
3. Ben&Jerry (ice cream)- These 2 men are a package deal. If you get one, you must have the other. These two are always delicious, but too much of them can be unhealthy. They are caring and sweet. When you are sad, lonely or bored they will be there for you.
4. Joe(jeans)- Comfortable. Loves to hug in all the right places. Expensive and fashionable. Sometimes makes you feel bad about yourself when you feel a little fatter, but overall a good fit.
5. Frank ( Hot sauce)- Makes anything good. Always keeps things hot and spicy.
6. Jose (Cuervo)- Loves mexican food and to salsa. Often makes my clothes fall off.
As long as Ben and Jerry don't interfere with your life too much, Joe will always make you happy. Andre will always make you silly and Frank will always keep things spicy.
Shout out to Katelyn Pike for helping make this list possible.
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