Atlanta, aka HOTlanta, is not really all that hot. In fact, its actually quite cold. The only things hot in Atlanta right now are the wings and the over crowded clubs. I thought I was escaping the snow, but I think it followed me here. Sorry Southerners, it's my fault that the entire city of Atlanta, actually the entire state of Georgia, was shut down for an entire week due to an inch of snow and ice.
Its my fault that all your children got to miss an entire week of school. Yes, its my fault that you got to sit on your ass all week wishing you were at work (please). I have never seen a ghost town before until it snowed in Atlanta. My roommate even had to walk to work. You should know that she works in a not-so wonderful area. Luckily, bums and convicts hibernate when it snows too, so she made it safe.
You would have thought that an atomic bomb was about to hit Georgia. My roommate and I thought nothing of stocking up on food...we can walk to the Publix up the street. Oh, who knew that it would be closed for an entire week? We were not about to starve, so we ice skated to the local gas station. We were able to come up with a healthy gourmet meal. Tostito chips, salsa, fourloko and BEER. We passed a few other people walking to the gas station. They were slipping and sliding everywhere. Jaime and I, however, walked on that ice like pros. I guess being from New Hampshire has taught us something valuable.
Hotlanta, please be hot again.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
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