V.A.G

Every parent should have to take a course called how to appropriately name your child 101. What is it with people these days? As if children don't have enough problems to deal with in this world-bullying, teen pregnancy, Twitter, texting, texting while driving-BUT, to top it off, names like Cookie(you won't be happy when your little girl grows up looking like the only thing she eats is cookies), Summer (no one cares about the season you were conceived- gross), Serenity(because mommy is a mary-jane smoking, tree hugging hippie) Who are these people? My theory is that you should never name your child something strange because if he/she is ugly, bullying and teasing will be inevitable.
My mom obviously did not take the course because I, for one, am the perfect example.

My mom named me Victoria Ann Gellatly. Pretty name, right? That's what you think...until you start playing with my initials. It wasn't until I was in highschool until I realized what my initials spelled out. All the young, horny pre-prubecent boys figured it out for me. From that day forward, it was history, I would be VAG for life. No wonder my mom never let me get one of those cool LL bean back packs that had your initials stitched on the front...She didnt want me running around with a VAG on my back.

If that isn't bad enough, my college roommates made signs that said WE LOVE VAG and posted them all over our suite. At least I was loved.

Thanks mom, I will never ever forget I am female. My initials tell it all-I will be a VAG for life.