Well, another Valentine's Day here and gone. Thanks to facebook I know who got what from their significant others on Valentines Day. There were only about 500 new pictures posted...all of roses. Great, how original. Before we know it, we'll start seeing girls posing in the lingerie that their hubbys bought for them.
However, I do feel bad for the guys who only bought half a dozen roses because they had to compete (look like a cheap ass) against the other dudes on facebook who gave their girls a dozen roses AND chocolates AND a necklace AND a teddy bear. Speaking of teddy bears, what is it with guys and buying teddy bears? Sure we are women, sure we can be emotional, sure we like to cuddle...but, what are we going to do with a teddy bear? Do you really want to be cuddling in bed next to the teddy bear and me? Lord knows you wouldnt like it, and lets be honest, we would only cuddle with it because we felt bad. If it wasnt cuddling in bed with us, it would be somewhere thrown on the floor. Untouched and not cared for. That would hurt your feelings. So, lets keep it simple. Teddy bears are not for grown women.
I worked at the restaurant tonight and saw a lot of teddy bears. Some pink, some fluffy, some with clothes, some little and some small. I guess men pick out their teddy bears like they pick out their women.... Who cares what it looks like as long as it does the trick~typical. Maybe some of these guys should have skipped out on the teddy bear and saved a little extra money for the TIP.
Overall, I dont see the point in teddy bears. We will never use them for anything. Buy us some wine. Not only will it make us happy, but it will probably increase your chances of getting lucky at the end of the night.
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