The most wonderful time of the year is approaching! Oh, wait that is Christmas. The most depressing, cliche day of the year is coming-Valentines Day! AKA:Singles Awareness Day. No, I am not bitter. I enjoy my freedom.
Hearts, Candy, Flowers, Diamonds (you're dreaming-you'll never get them), Lingerie (you're really dreaming GUYS), Dinner, Wine-Nope, not for me. Only thing I will be getting on Valentine's Day is nausea from all the talk about how cute their boyfriends are, a head ache from all the complaining, bitter singles, and a Match.com account. What's the point of Valentine's Day anyway? If we are in love, don't you think we are reminded enough every day how in love we are. When he leaves the toilet seat up and you take a plunge into the water. When he farts in the car and rolls the windows up. When he plays video games. When he snores in his sleep. I think that's enough of a reminder, dont you? Do we really need a day to spend money on cliche items?
For the record, guys, we do not WANT a teddy bear. Are we 3 years old? It really isn't cute. We want diamonds...No, not that typical silver heart necklace from Kays-DIAMONDS. Yes, there is a difference. AND there's a catch 22 to chocolates. If you get them for us, you are making us fat..If you don't, you think we are fat. Get it right, or get lost.
After meeting some of the guys I have met in the past few months, I am proud to celebrate Valentines Day as Singles Awareness Day. Although, I hope maybe my life time Valentine, DAD, gets me a Valentine. I mean, I don't ever refuse chocolate (breathing or not) haha.
Single and Ready to Mingle....not Single and Ready to Settle
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