Training Tori

I know you are all dying to know about my last few days as a training employee of two different establishments. So here it is- True Life: I love my jobs.

So, I already told you a little bit about my first experience at the restaurant. Let me tell you, the second day was just as exciting. The bar got slammed and I became the bar bitch. No training. No tips. Just the bar bitch. I was getting people water, clearing tables, getting people menus, running food. Overall it was more exciting than the first day because I actually stayed busy, but, at the end of the night I remembered all I was leaving with was a few dollars an hour and a stomach full of mahi mahi and calamari. Did I mention I do not eat seafood? However, I did get home just in time to dance it up at Tounge and Groove. I may have made the entire club smell like an aquarium, but I just blamed it on the girl next to me.

Monday was my first day at the tanning salon. I learned things I never thought I would ever learn. First and most importantly, I learned how to thoroughly clean tanning beds. 3 steps--1. grab a towel and the spray. 2. spray the bed. 3. wipe down bed as if you were about to get in it. Watch out for pubes and butt juices. Difficult, right? Then I learned how to look at a computer screen and write down the sales for the day. I learned how to open and turn on the washer and dryer. All extremely important things. Before we left we had to go over some paper work, I started dozing off. Then she reminded me to study, study! Yah-I cant wait to study over 100 pages of material for 8 dollars an hour!

True Life: I hate my jobs.