So, here I am just living the dream! Remote control to my right, ice cream to my mouth, The Kardashians up close and personal...who could ask for anything more?
About 2 months ago, the couch and some ice cream could not sound any better! When I had a job, I spent my time being a servant to elderly people that considered lobster eggs to be a delicacy and acted as if giving 10% tips was like signing their will over. I never though I would miss getting scolded at in regards to the blue cheese only having 2 chunks in the entire portion cup, or getting blamed for serving under cooked meat ( because, not only did I serve their food...but I also cooked it!), or getting asked questions like "did you get these lobsters from the lake over there?" HA HA you are so funny sir, yes, I got these sea creatures just for you in the LAKE-some people are so funny (can you sense my sarcasm?)
At this point, I realize that everything in life is a Catch 22. I like sitting on my a** being lazy when I have a job, but when I don't have a job, sitting on my a** being lazy gets old.
So here I am, just living the dream. I Moved to Atlanta- city of strip clubs, dance clubs and gays. If only it was the city of employment.
I am now contemplating standing on the side of Ponce De Leon with all the other Mexicans to see if I can pick up some side work. Yo hablo espanol..and I am pretty tan.
Stripping....shawty you s(TRIPPING)- There is NO WAY I would ever be able to lift my entire body up on that pole! If I could, we may be in business.
Moral of the story-Not having a job is NOT that fun.
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