LA Gayness...I mean, Fitness

Every woman's dream is to meet, or in my case, stare at hott sexy muscle heads at the gym. I live in mid-town, which is filled with beautiful (hmmm suspect) men. When I signed up for the gym, I thought hmmm, maybe I will meet my soul mate here. Eeeeeee Wrong.

The first day I walk into the gym, I see lots of muscular men. By my surprise, they smile and say good morning to me! Wow, things are looking good. I start strutting my stuff down the hall to the locker room thinking that adding a little booty shake to my walk (although, I may not have to try) , may add a little more appeal.

Reluctantly, I step on a treadmill. Damn, my shoes are dusty. Its been a minute since I have used them. I start looking around. Did the man next to me just do a side shuffle and a ballerina twirl on the treadmill? yes, yes he did. Not only is he dancing, but he is also singing. I mind my own business again. I look in front of me to the weight machines. Is that man wearing the same pants as me?!? and does his ass look better? yes, yes it does. Things are starting to look a little bit girly on the man front.

So, after working out on the treadmill I head to the butt machine. I am in the center of two very attractive men. Just when I think one might be staring at me, I notice that he is trying to look around me. Theres a man bent over on the other side...figures! DANG! Well, at least I know that if a man at the gym appears to be looking at me hes really looking at the man behind me.

Now when I go to the gym, its like walking into one big happy musical. All the men are happy and wear cuter gym clothes than me. Its normal for a man to be singing out loud on the treadmill or eliptical. It would not surprise me to see two men flirting or practicing ballet in the studio. I feel right at home. I've never seen/met so many men with so many things in common with me! If only I could find a straight one :)

Needless to say, when I leave the gym I am very happy. Whether its from the endorphins or all the gayness..I will never know. However, Im leading more towards the latter.





Disclaimer:
The name of this post is not meant to offend anyone because I love and accept all gay people (unless youre a crappy person). Heck, sometimes I wish I was gay!