Men

I am really trying to figure out the male species. So I've broken them down a little bit to help you ladies learn what to stay away from.

Genus:

The Manipulator:Usually a great liar. Able to turn everything around on you. Charming and has some amazing sweet talking skills. Best Actors.

The Sneak: Tells you hes going to the opera, but really hes going to the strip club. When he texts "Alex" it's really Alexandra. Like shaggy said, "Wasn't me!"

Mr. Know It All: You can never get a word in. He knows everything, even when he is wrong. Only pro is that you'll never have to answer any question you're unsure of, he'll do it for you.

Master Man: Its his way or the high way. Where are you going? What are you doing? Who are you with? Get me a soda! Hell to the NO

Lazy Larry: Probably still living on his parents couch. Tells you he has been looking for a job forever while he sits there playing video games. Tries to bum a few dollars off of you. Always forgets his wallet.

Mister Wife Beater:Plain and Simple-Beats bitches up mentally and physically.

Mr.Popular: Usually thinks you are lucky for being with him. Has 9000 friends and no time for you. Chooses fist pumping with the boys over being with his girl.

A few other things to watch out for:

There is no such thing as a cool geek. If hes a geek, he probably lacks some serious social skills.

I don't care if he has money. If he has to use viagra, it will never work. He's too old.

If he talks about his body more than he talks about his friends and family, chances are you will probably never make top 10 on his list.

If he calls his mom before he makes every decision, he loves his momma TOO much.

If he wants to have a little fun with you AND your girl friend-he is probably a swinger and has herpes.

If he tells you he dabbles in a few professional fields, he probably does not have a job or is a drug dealer.

If he is married. He cheats on her, he'll cheat on you.

Its better to be SINGLE than to SETTLE!